{"id":86589,"date":"2026-09-14T10:09:20","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T14:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=86589"},"modified":"2026-10-03T21:22:34","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T01:22:34","slug":"50-first-dates-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/50-first-dates-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"50 First Dates > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\t<b>Henry<\/b>: It&#8217;s gonna be alright, Luce.<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Don&#8217;t call me Luce. I barely know you.<br \/>\n<b>Marlin<\/b>: Sweetie, you&#8217;re sorta dating him.<br \/>\n<b>Henry<\/b>: Sorry I&#8217;m not better looking.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Henry<\/b>: Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You&#8217;re real sweet.<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Oh, yeah. Thank you.<br \/>\n<b>Henry<\/b>: Okay.<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Okay.<br \/>\n[Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car] <b>Henry<\/b>: Hah! I can&#8217;t believe you fell for that!<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Well&#8230; my grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Henry<\/b>: Oh&#8230; I&#8217;m so sorry. I was just joking around.<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: I can&#8217;t believe you fell for <em>that<\/em>!\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Lucy<\/b>: Nothing beats a first kiss.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: I wonder what&#8217;s the matter with him.<br \/>\nOld Hawaiian Man: Looks like a stupid asshole to me.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Dr. Keats<\/b>: All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first.<br \/>\n<b>Henry<\/b>: That&#8217;s my joke.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: I don&#8217;t know who you are, Henry&#8230; but I dream about you almost every night. Why?<br \/>\n<b>Henry<\/b>: What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day used to have a lot of stuff about me in it?<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: I would say that that makes a lot of sense.<br \/>\n<b>Henry<\/b>: You erased me from your memories because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life. But you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You&#8217;re the girl of my dreams&#8230; and apparently, I&#8217;m the man of yours.<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Henry. It&#8217;s nice to meet you.<br \/>\n<b>Henry<\/b>: Lucy, it&#8217;s nice to meet you too.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Henry: It&#8217;s gonna be alright, Luce. Lucy: Don&#8217;t call me Luce. I barely know you. Marlin: Sweetie, you&#8217;re sorta dating him. Henry: Sorry I&#8217;m not better looking. Henry: Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You&#8217;re real sweet. Lucy: Oh, yeah. Thank you. Henry: Okay. Lucy: Okay. [Henry pretends to get electrocuted&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":57019,"parent":88021,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10894],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86589","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-quotes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/86589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86589"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/86589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88789,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/86589\/revisions\/88789"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/88021"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/57019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}