{"id":86636,"date":"2026-09-14T12:05:29","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T16:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=86636"},"modified":"2026-10-03T21:24:04","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T01:24:04","slug":"anyone-but-you-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/anyone-but-you-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Anyone But You > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\t<strong>Bea:<\/strong>\u00a0Why are you so out of breath?<br \/>\n<strong>Ben:<\/strong>\u00a0I&#8217;m fine!<br \/>\n<strong>Bea:<\/strong>\u00a0You have like a 10-pack!<br \/>\n<strong>Ben<\/strong>: I&#8217;m not out of shape! I bench 295, I just don&#8217;t do cardio.<br \/>\n<strong>Bea<\/strong>: Oh my god, you&#8217;re hot girl fit!<br \/>\n<strong>Ben:<\/strong>\u00a0I am not hot girl fit!\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Bea:<\/strong>\u00a0Saying something is cringe is cringe, old man.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<strong>Bea:<\/strong>\u00a0Titanic me.<br \/>\n<strong>Ben:<\/strong>\u00a0What?<br \/>\n<strong>Bea:<\/strong>\u00a0Titanic me.<br \/>\n<strong>Ben:<\/strong>\u00a0No. That is so lame.<br \/>\n<strong>Bea:<\/strong>\u00a0Exactly. The only people who would do something this lame are the ones who know how lame it is, but are in the first stages of liking each other, so they&#8217;re totally comfortable in their mutual lameness. Trust me.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Bea<\/b>: Just figure this out, please.<br \/>\n<b>Ben<\/b>: Okay. We just suck face in front of everybody. Half of them think they set us up anyway.<br \/>\n<b>Bea<\/b>: No, that&#8217;s too much. We need to do something that&#8217;s more hidden, so it feels more real and not some fuckboy wedding hookup.<br \/>\n<b>Ben<\/b>: You keep calling me a fuckboy like it&#8217;s an insult. I own that shit.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Pete<\/b>: Bea wants us to tell him how much she likes him, so he lets his heart down and goes to her. Some cupids kill with arrows, and some with traps.<br \/>\n<b>Roger<\/b>: That was good. I like that.<br \/>\n<b>Pete<\/b>: I just made it up.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bea:\u00a0Why are you so out of breath? Ben:\u00a0I&#8217;m fine! Bea:\u00a0You have like a 10-pack! Ben: I&#8217;m not out of shape! I bench 295, I just don&#8217;t do cardio. Bea: Oh my god, you&#8217;re hot girl fit! Ben:\u00a0I am not hot girl fit! Bea:\u00a0Saying something is cringe is cringe, old man. Bea:\u00a0Titanic me. Ben:\u00a0What? Bea:\u00a0Titanic me.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":63217,"parent":88021,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10894],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86636","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-quotes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/86636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86636"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/86636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88787,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/86636\/revisions\/88787"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/88021"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}