{"id":86912,"date":"2026-09-16T12:20:45","date_gmt":"2026-09-16T16:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=86912"},"modified":"2026-10-04T09:26:57","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T13:26:57","slug":"enchanted-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/enchanted-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Enchanted > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\t<p><b>Prince Edward<\/b>: Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<b>Prince Edward<\/b>: Have you any last words before I dispatch you?<br \/>\n<b>Robert<\/b>: You have got to be kidding me!<br \/>\n<b>Prince Edward<\/b>: Strange words!\n<hr \/>\n<b>Giselle<\/b>: Why are you staring at me?<br \/>\n<b>Robert<\/b>: I don&#8217;t know. 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