{"id":86998,"date":"2026-09-17T10:24:02","date_gmt":"2026-09-17T14:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=86998"},"modified":"2026-10-04T14:14:54","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T18:14:54","slug":"my-best-friends-wedding-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/my-best-friends-wedding-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"My Best Friend&#8217;s Wedding > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\t<strong>Jules<\/strong>: What I mean when I say annoyingly perfect is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection.\u00a0It&#8217;s vulnerable and endearing&#8230; and that is annoying as shit.<br \/>\n<strong>George<\/strong>: Ahh, you like her.<br \/>\n<strong>Jules:<\/strong> If I didn&#8217;t have to hate her, I&#8217;d adore her.\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>George<\/strong>: It&#8217;s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<strong>George<\/strong>: Listen, Jules. Why don&#8217;t we stop and have a drink? You can take a later flight.<br \/>\n<strong>Jules<\/strong>: No, no, no, no. I&#8217;m a busy girl. I&#8217;ve got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride&#8217;s fella, and I haven&#8217;t one clue how to do it. He was in love with me every day for nine godddamn years. Me!\n<hr \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Kimmy says if you love someone, you say it; you say it right then, out loud.\u00a0Otherwise, the moment just&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Jules<\/strong>: Passes you by.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Passes you by. Yeah.\n<hr \/>\n<strong>Jules<\/strong>: No. Cr\u00e8me br\u00fbl\u00e9e can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O.<br \/>\n<strong>Kimmy<\/strong>: I <em>have<\/em> to be Jell-O!<br \/>\n<strong>Jules<\/strong>: You&#8217;re never gonna be Jell-O! Now you need to come clean with your parents about this wedding because if you wait for the &#8220;Do you take this man?&#8221; part, it&#8217;s considered poor form.\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Jules<\/strong>: Michael, I love you. I&#8217;ve loved you for nine years. I&#8217;ve just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and, well, now, I&#8217;m just scared, so &#8211; I-I-I realize this comes at a very inopportune time, but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. M-marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Jules<\/strong>: I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up, and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman. Um, I didn&#8217;t buy you a gift. However, this is on loan until you two find your song.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jules: What I mean when I say annoyingly perfect is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection.\u00a0It&#8217;s vulnerable and endearing&#8230; and that is annoying as shit. George: Ahh, you like her. Jules: If I didn&#8217;t have to hate her, I&#8217;d adore her. George: It&#8217;s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. 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