Walter<\/b>: I’m really a nice guy. If I had friends, you could ask them.<\/p>\n
\nClaude<\/b>: There’s a guy down the beach that runs people out to the island.
\nAllen<\/b>: What’s the name?
\nClaude<\/b>: The guy, or the island?
\nAllen<\/b>: I’ll find him.\n
\nAllen<\/b>: Are there any messages?
\nMrs. Stimler<\/b>: Oh, yes.
\nAllen<\/b>: And they are?
\nMrs. Stimler<\/b>: Huh? Oh, your father called. He wants you to call him back.
\nAllen<\/b>: Mrs. Stimler, our father passed away about five years ago. Do you remember?
\nMrs. Stimler<\/b>: [confused look] Right. Shall I get him for you?
\nAllen<\/b>: No, thanks.\n
\n
Walter<\/b>: I was right! Behold the mermaid!<\/p>\n
\n
Allen<\/b>: I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s… she’s a fish.<\/p>\n
\nAllen<\/b>:\u00a0Freddie, the woman learned how to speak English in a single afternoon.
\nFreddie<\/b>: She could probably speak English already. I think she was in shock from bein’ arrested y’know?
\nAllen<\/b>: Well, now, what about that, huh? What about a woman showing up naked in a public place,\u00a0Freddie?
\nFreddie<\/b>: Well, I’m for it, of course.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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