Lisa<\/b>: You like cool movies and music and stuff, but only for you! You want to be the smart one who likes cool stuff, and you don’t want your girlfriend to like cool stuff. Do you know how uncool that is?<\/p>\n
\nTaffy<\/b>: Does he have more of a basketball bod or a football bod?
\nLisa<\/b>: He doesn’t play sports, he’s cerebral.
\nTaffy<\/b>: He’s in a wheelchair?\n
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Taffy<\/b>: Well, I heard the Heschers do witchcraft over there. And I also heard that Gina Marzack dedicated her unborn child to Satan. And that’s why the baby has to wear a helmet now!<\/p>\n
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Lisa<\/b>: When you cry it smells like a hot toilet at a carnival!<\/p>\n
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Lisa:<\/b> People are so afraid of death, because they don’t know when it’s going to happen to them. It could be an axe murderer, could be the flu, but they don’t know. And they hate that, so I’m not afraid of death anymore. But I don’t want to die a virgin.<\/p>\n
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Taffy<\/b>: Lisa, you have no idea how scary this is. You don’t have to worry about anything because your mom’s already been murdered.<\/p>\n
\nTaffy<\/b>: It’s just, guys usually only want me for one thing.
\nLisa<\/b>: Yeah, and you just gave it out like a cheese cube from Hickory Farms!\n
Janet<\/b>: I knew. I always know. I’m an IP: Intuitive Person. Took a whole seminar about it.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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