{"id":87609,"date":"2026-09-25T18:18:21","date_gmt":"2026-09-25T22:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=87609"},"modified":"2026-10-04T14:21:20","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T18:21:20","slug":"pretty-woman-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/pretty-woman-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Pretty Woman > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\t<b>Edward<\/b>: You can&#8217;t charge me for directions.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain&#8217;t lost.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: I would have stayed for two thousand.<br \/>\n<b>Edward<\/b>: I would have paid four.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: You&#8217;re late.<br \/>\n<b>Edward<\/b>: You&#8217;re stunning.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: You&#8217;re forgiven.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Marie<\/b>: May I help you?<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: No, thank you. [greeting the next saleswoman:]<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Hi.<br \/>\n<b>Snobby Saleswoman<\/b>: Hello.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Do you remember me?<br \/>\n<b>Snobby Saleswoman<\/b>: No, I&#8217;m sorry.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: I was in here yesterday. You wouldn&#8217;t wait on me.<br \/>\n<b>Snobby Saleswoman<\/b>: Oh.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: You work on commission, right?<br \/>\n<b>Snobby Saleswoman<\/b>: Ah, yes.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Barnard<\/b>: It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<b>Old Lady at Opera<\/b>: Did you enjoy the opera, dear?<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Oh, it was so good, I almost peed my pants!<br \/>\n<b>Old Lady at Opera<\/b>: What?<br \/>\n<b>Edward<\/b>: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Vivian<\/b>: I want the fairy tale.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<b>Edward<\/b>: I told you not to pick up the phone.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Then stop calling me.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Edward<\/b>: So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: She rescues him right back.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Bridge? He&#8217;s not really my uncle.<br \/>\n<b>Bridget<\/b>: They never are, dear.\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Happy Man<\/b>: Welcome to Hollywood! What&#8217;s your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don&#8217;t; but keep on dreamin&#8217; &#8211; this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Edward<\/b>: People&#8217;s reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don&#8217;t, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<strong>Gretchen<\/strong>: Edward&#8217;s our most eligible bachelor, everybody is trying to land him.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Well, I&#8217;m not trying to land him. I&#8217;m just using him for sex.\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Edward<\/b>: You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<b>Kit<\/b>: You clean up real nice. You sure don&#8217;t fit in down on the Boulevard lookin&#8217; like you do, not that you ever did.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Well, thanks, but it&#8217;s easy to clean up when you got money.<br \/>\n<b>Kit<\/b>: You definitely like him. Well, he&#8217;s not a bum. He&#8217;s a rich, classy guy.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Who&#8217;s gonna break my heart, right?<br \/>\n<b>Kit<\/b>: Oh, no, come on, you don&#8217;t know that. Hey, he asked you right? Maybe you guys could, like, um&#8230; you know, get a house together and, like, buy some diamonds and a horse. I don&#8217;t know.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: These people your friends?<br \/>\n<b>Edward<\/b>: I spend time with them, yeah.<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: Well, no wonder.<br \/>\n<b>Edward<\/b>: No wonder what?<br \/>\n<b>Vivian<\/b>: No wonder why you came looking for me.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edward: You can&#8217;t charge me for directions. Vivian: I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain&#8217;t lost. 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