{"id":87629,"date":"2026-09-27T11:05:33","date_gmt":"2026-09-27T15:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=87629"},"modified":"2026-10-11T20:27:17","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T00:27:17","slug":"red-white-royal-blue-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/red-white-royal-blue-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Red, White & Royal Blue > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\nAlex<\/b>: OK, here’s what we’re gonna do.
\nHenry<\/b>: Yes, tell me.
\nAlex<\/b>: You’re gonna stay at least 500 feet away from me for the rest of the night.
\nHenry<\/b>: Sensible plan.
\nAlex<\/b>: I’m not done.
\nHenry<\/b>: Of course you’re not.
\nAlex<\/b>: Then at midnight, you’re gonna come to my room on the second floor of the residence, where I’m going to do some very bad things to you.\n
\nHenry<\/b>: Please be patient with me, and I promise I will try and be brave for us. Because when they write the history of my life, I want it to include you and my love for you.
\nAlex<\/b>: History, huh? Bet we could make some.\n
\nAlex<\/b>: There’s something I’ve been dying to ask you.
\nHenry<\/b>: Which other famous boys have I shagged?
\nAlex<\/b>: There’s two things I’ve been dying to ask you.
\nHenry<\/b>: All right, let’s start with the first.
\nAlex<\/b>: Do you have a last name?
\nHenry<\/b>: Actually, I have several. The official family name is Hanover-Stuart. My father’s surname was Fox. So my full name is Henry George Edward James Hanover-Stuart Fox.
\nAlex<\/b>: And I thought Alexander Gabriel was a mouthful.
\nHenry<\/b>: He is.\n
\nZahra<\/b>: You can hate Henry<\/b> all you want, but the minute you see a camera, you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency.
\nAlex<\/b>: You know…
\nZahra<\/b>: And there is no getting out of this!
\nAlex<\/b>: Oh, yeah? What if I set myself on fire?
\nZahra<\/b>: We’d ship the ashes to Heathrow.\n
\nEllen<\/b>: Darling, you’ve done some pretty stupid things in your day, but this…
\nAlex<\/b>: Takes the cake?
\nEllen<\/b>: You hear that, Zahra? He’s opening with a joke.
\nZahra<\/b>: Maybe he can host the Correspondents’ Dinner next year.
\nAlex<\/b>: Oh, I’d be down.
\nZahra<\/b>: No.\n
\n

Henry<\/b>: It’s all so silly, isn’t? The idea of royalty in the 21st century, it’s-it’s so… antiquated. Sometimes I wonder if what we do has any meaningful impact on people’s lives.<\/p>\n

\nBeatrice<\/b>: Do you love him?
\nHenry<\/b>: What difference would it make if I did?\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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