{"id":88517,"date":"2026-10-02T09:40:20","date_gmt":"2026-10-02T13:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=88517"},"modified":"2026-10-03T21:24:54","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T01:24:54","slug":"big-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/big-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Big > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\tPersonnel Director<\/b>: Where did you go to school?
\nJosh<\/b>: It was called George Washington.
\nPersonnel Director<\/b>: Oh G.W. My brother-in-law got his doctorate there. Did you pledge?
\nJosh<\/b>: Yes. Every morning.\n
\nScotty<\/b>: See that girl over there in the red? Say “hi” to her and she’s yours. She’ll have her legs around you so tight you’ll be begging for mercy.
\nJosh<\/b>: Well, I’ll stay away from her, then.\n
\nJosh<\/b>: Will you please leave? I got a deadline to meet. Gosh.
\nBilly<\/b>: Who the fuck do you think you are ?
\nJosh<\/b>: Hey!
\nBilly<\/b>: You’re Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! You hid in my basement when Robert Dyson was about to rip your head off!
\nJosh<\/b>: You don’t get it, do you? This is important!
\nBilly<\/b>: I’m your best friend. What’s more important than that, huh? And I’m three months older than you are, asshole!\n
\nSusan<\/b>: I’m not so sure we should do this.
\nJosh<\/b>: Do what?
\nSusan<\/b>: Well, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you.
\nJosh<\/b>: Do you mean sleep over?
\nSusan<\/b>: Well, yeah.
\nJosh<\/b>: OK… but I get to be on top.\n
\nPaul<\/b>: What is so special about Baskin?
\nSusan<\/b>: He’s a grown up.\n
\nMacMillan<\/b>: You can’t see this on a marketing report.
\nJosh<\/b>: Um, what’s a marketing report?
\nMacMillan<\/b>: Exactly.\n
\nSusan<\/b>: All he said was he didn’t get it.
\nPaul<\/b>: [mocking Josh] “I don’t get it.” “I don’t get it.” “Let’s make it a bug.”\n
\nBilly<\/b>: So you got a job, where you play with all these toys.
\nJosh<\/b>: Yup!
\nBilly<\/b>: And they’re gonna pay you for that!
\nJosh<\/b>: Yup!
\nBilly<\/b>: SUCKERS!\n
\nJosh<\/b>: I’ve been trying… I’ve been thinking about it, and there’s a million reasons for me to go home… but there’s only one reason for me to stay.
\nSusan<\/b>: What… What reason is that?
\nJosh<\/b>: Well, you.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Personnel Director: Where did you go to school? Josh: It was called George Washington. Personnel Director: Oh G.W. My brother-in-law got his doctorate there. Did you pledge? Josh: Yes. Every morning. Scotty: See that girl over there in the red? Say “hi” to her and she’s yours. She’ll have her legs around you so tight…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46834,"parent":88021,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10894],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88517","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-quotes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/88517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88517"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/88517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88798,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/88517\/revisions\/88798"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/88021"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/46834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}