Harper<\/b>: Guys think that they like girls who like sports. What they actually like is a girl in a very tight sports jersey, serving them wings and getting the terminology wrong. Guys like girls who like guys who like sports.<\/p>\n
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Becca<\/b>: When I was little, my grandmother, she used to say: “You like because, and you love despite.” You like someone because of all of their qualities, and you love someone despite some of their qualities.<\/p>\n
\nHarper<\/b>: When my mom was my age, she had me. I’ve never even had a boyfriend.
\nCharlie<\/b>: But you’re, like, a grown up.
\nHarper<\/b>: Take that back.\n
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Kirsten<\/b>: A lot of men proposed to me in my twenties. I could be thrice divorced by now.<\/p>\n
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Harper<\/b>: [describing Kirsten and Rick] One is a stunningly beautiful woman with dark hair and a fierceness that’s both scary and inspiring. The other’s a guy.<\/p>\n
\nHarper<\/b>: I’m so sorry. I got here so early that I thought had time to dick around then I went to that gift shop, then I lost track of time and suddenly I was late.
\nCharlie<\/b>: That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. That is not a real thing.
\nHarper<\/b>: Yes, it is. It’s the over-dick-around thing. I over-dicked it.\n
\nFrank<\/b>: Paying student athletes is such a hot button issue at the moment, you couldn’t back off a little bit? I mean, you’re implying we’re getting rich off the backs of poor kids.
\nKirsten<\/b>: We’re not implying it, we’re proving it. Your AD bought a 2-million dollar boat last year and your star player is on food stamps.\n
\nHarper<\/b>: It’s just like, I worked so hard at being this great assistant and making sure she was happy that… I don’t know, feels like I might have lost any writing skill I ever had.
\nCharlie<\/b>: Well, that is definitely not true. You’re a terrible assistant.\n
\nHarper<\/b>: Why are you dressed like that?
\nCharlie<\/b>: I don’t work here anymore. I quit working for Rick. Starting over. At 28. Actually, I’m a temp, which is technically lower on the totem pole than an assistant, which is kind of a kick in the nuts. But it’s, um, kind of cool. I get to see a bunch of different jobs. Find out what I actually like. I like you. So, so much. You’re not hard to get at all. You’re hard to earn. It’s so much better.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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