{"id":91839,"date":"2026-10-12T19:29:14","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T23:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=91839"},"modified":"2026-10-12T19:39:22","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T23:39:22","slug":"two-weeks-notice-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/two-weeks-notice-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Weeks Notice > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n<b>George<\/b>: Before you came into my life, I could make all kinds of decisions; now I can&#8217;t, I&#8217;m addicted, I have to know what you think! [holds up cufflinks] What do you think?<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: George, I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet.<br \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: Well, that&#8217;s just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Goodbye, George.\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>George<\/b>: I&#8217;m now poor. When I say I&#8217;m poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: So do we have a&#8230; a deal?<br \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: No. I want something else from you.<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Oh, no. I am fully aware of your reputation and there&#8217;s no way you&#8217;re getting&#8230; that. No.<br \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: Getting what?<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: You know what. Sex. There&#8217;s no way you&#8217;re getting&#8230; that. No.<br \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: Well, that would be nice. But what I really need is a new chief counsel.<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Honestly, I think I&#8217;d rather have the sex.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Meryl<\/b>: Come on, I&#8217;ve known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won.<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Which one?<br \/>\n<b>Meryl<\/b>: Well, both of them.\n<hr \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.<br \/>\nRuth: No offense, but I think it&#8217;s immoral for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?<br \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.<br \/>\nLarry: Do those really work?<br \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: Oh, yes, quite well, actually.\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Lucy<\/b>: The man you&#8217;re dancing with is deeply troubled. You&#8217;re much too young to be trading yourself like a stock on the Nasdaq to a man who will not be remembering your name&#8230; or his in the morning, is still married, and recently developed a very suspicious rash. Now go home, finish high school, and reach your potential!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?<br \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss, and uh&#8230; what was the other thing?<br \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Death! And you&#8217;re not dead!\n<hr \/>\n<b>Lucy<\/b>: Oh, well, I can swing a racket.<br \/>\n<b>George<\/b>: Yes, I know, at my head, I&#8217;ve experienced it.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George: Before you came into my life, I could make all kinds of decisions; now I can&#8217;t, I&#8217;m addicted, I have to know what you think! [holds up cufflinks] What do you think? Lucy: George, I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet. George: Well, that&#8217;s just silly. 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