{"id":91869,"date":"2026-10-13T09:30:26","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T13:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=91869"},"modified":"2026-10-13T09:31:52","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T13:31:52","slug":"the-ugly-truth-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/the-ugly-truth-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ugly Truth > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n<b>Abby<\/b>: I am not desperate!&#8230; why, did you think I sounded desperate?<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sounded desperate?\n<hr \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: Rule #3, men are very visual. We have to change your look.<br \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: What&#8217;s wrong with my look?<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: Abby, you&#8217;re a very attractive woman, but you&#8217;re completely inaccessible. You&#8217;re all about comfort and efficiency!<br \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: What&#8217;s wrong with comfort and efficiency?<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: Tell me about the doozy. You know, the woman who broke your heart.<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: You are just totally trying to kill my buzz.<br \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: No, I&#8217;m not. I&#8217;m just interested in what makes you you.<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: Well, for your information, it was more than just one. It was more like a parade. Codependent girls, unfaithful girls, depressed girls, narcissistic girls, phony girls. Girls who, it turned out, didn&#8217;t actually like me. By the time I hit 30, I realized that you can only have so many lousy relationships before you figure out there&#8217;s no such thing as a good one.<br \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: You can&#8217;t really believe there&#8217;s no such thing as a good relationship.<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: To my very core.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: Can we go over your intro one more time? &#8220;I&#8217;m <b>Jack<\/b>: and this is&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Jack<\/b>: The Ugly Truth. [imitates shooting a gun with his thumb and forefinger]<b>Abby<\/b>: Ok, let&#8217;s maybe lose the gun thing.<br \/>\n<b>Jack<\/b>: What? The gun is my signature move.<br \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month, I say lose the effing gun!\n<hr \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she&#8217;s a prude. There are many layers in between, and it&#8217;s your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what type of woman you&#8217;re dealing with.<br \/>\n<b>Joy<\/b>: That sounded almost enlightened.<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends, her lady garden awaits.<br \/>\n<b>Joy<\/b>: And he&#8217;s back.\n<hr \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: Yeah, it is scary. It&#8217;s terrifying especially when I am in love with a psycho like you.<br \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: I am not a psycho!<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was &#8216;psycho&#8217;. The definition of neurotic!<br \/>\n<b>Abby<\/b>: The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical ailments without any objective evidence of&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Mike<\/b>: Shut up! 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