{"id":92078,"date":"2026-10-20T10:56:18","date_gmt":"2026-10-20T14:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=92078"},"modified":"2026-10-26T16:31:53","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T20:31:53","slug":"zack-and-miri-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/zack-and-miri-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Zack and Miri > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\nZack<\/strong>: I’m gonna fuck you with my pecker!
\nMiri<\/strong>: Dude, that’s really dirty.
\nZack<\/strong>: That’s too dirty?
\nMiri<\/strong>: That offends me.
\nZack<\/strong>: Penis?
\nMiri<\/strong>: Fine.
\nZack<\/strong>: I’m gonna fuck you with my penis!\n
\nZack<\/strong>: Oh, my God, yeah.
\nMiri:<\/strong> What? You got an idea?
\nZack<\/strong>: We could make a porno!
\nMiri<\/strong>: Not the idea I was lookin’ for.
\nZack<\/strong>: What? No, yeah, that is a fuckin’ *awesome* idea. Are you shitting me? That’s a rad idea. That guy, Brandon St. Randy, who’s Bobby Long’s awesome nice boyfriend, he said he makes a hundred grand a year because he shoots and distributes his own porno flicks.
\nMiri<\/strong>: If it’s so easy, how come everybody doesn’t do it?
\nZack<\/strong>: Because other people have options – and dignity – which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous position!\n
\nZack<\/strong>: What’s your name?
\nLester<\/strong>: Lester. Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
\nZack<\/strong>: Wow. That’s a great porn name.
\nLester<\/strong>: I get to pick a porn name? Then I want to be called Pete Jones.\n
\nZack<\/strong>: I’ve known her since the first grade, you don’t fuck someone you met in the first grade.
\nDelaney<\/strong>: Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she’s been the queen of my world ever since.
\nZack<\/strong>: But what if you could do it all over again?
\nDelaney<\/strong>: I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.\n
\nBrandon<\/strong>: I thought you recognized me from my work, but you’re not my demographic so I’m not offended.
\nZack<\/strong>: Well, who’s your demographic?
\nBrandon<\/strong>: Do you like pussy?
\nZack<\/strong>: Yeah.
\nBrandon<\/strong>: Then not you.\n
\nZack<\/strong>: I don’t want you getting all mushy and gooey on me after I give you the best orgasm you’ve ever had in your life.
\nMiri:<\/strong> Oh, right, like you know what you’re doing down there at all.
\nZack<\/strong>: I actually don’t. Where’s the clitoris? Is it in your ass?\n
\n

Delaney<\/strong>: Sometimes, we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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