{"id":92455,"date":"2026-10-28T10:38:55","date_gmt":"2026-10-28T14:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/?page_id=92455"},"modified":"2026-10-28T10:44:11","modified_gmt":"2026-10-28T14:44:11","slug":"wimbledon-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theromcomcatalog.com\/staging\/quotes\/wimbledon-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Wimbledon > Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\t<b>Lizzie<\/b>: Good thing you didn&#8217;t get the wrong window.<br \/>\n<b>Peter<\/b>: I did, but your dad&#8217;s a very quick shag.\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Peter<\/b>: My parents are still together, which proves that love isn&#8217;t just blind, it&#8217;s bloody stupid.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Peter<\/b>: Well, most of the time. A part of me was afraid my life would be over if I wasn&#8217;t playing tennis. The truth is, it was really just beginning. Oh, and by the way, Lizzie did win the US Open. And Wimbledon. 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My mom was always on the road trying to become a singer.<br \/>\n<b>Peter<\/b>: What went wrong?<br \/>\n<b>Lizzie<\/b>: She couldn&#8217;t sing.\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Lizzie<\/b>: Love means nothing in tennis. Zero. It only means you lose.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<b>Peter<\/b>: I thought you&#8217;d gone.<br \/>\n<b>Lizzie<\/b>: Me too. Having a tough day?<br \/>\n<b>Peter<\/b>: Oh you know, disastrous.<br \/>\n<b>Lizzie<\/b>: Except for the fact you didn&#8217;t go gooey when the ballboy got hit.<br \/>\n<b>Peter<\/b>: Yeah. Sorry.<br \/>\n<b>Lizzie<\/b>: Why are you British apologizing all the time? Don&#8217;t apologize to me, I love you. Apologize to all the fans out there who are rooting for you.<br \/>\n<b>Peter<\/b>: What did you say?<br \/>\n<b>Lizzie<\/b>: I said all those people&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Peter<\/b>: No, before that.<br \/>\n<b>Lizzie<\/b>: I said I love you.<br \/>\n<b>Peter<\/b>: Well, that&#8217;s very good news. 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