Joey: Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it.
Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan’s class… again.
Kat: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you’re interested.
Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
Patrick: So what’s your excuse?
Kat: For?
Patrick: Acting the way we do.
Kat: I don’t like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people’s expectations instead of my own?
Patrick: So you disappoint them from the start, and then you’re covered, right?
Kat: Something like that
Patrick: Then you screwed up!
Kat: How?
Patrick: You never disappointed me.
Walter: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Cameron: Just ’cause you’re beautiful, that doesn’t mean that you can treat people like they don’t matter.
Kat: I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
Kat: We’re going now.
Walter: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I’m giving them ideas.
Patrick: Someone still has her panties in a twist.
Kat: Don’t, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
Patrick: Then what did I have an effect on?
Kat: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.
Patrick: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
Kat: Is that right?
Patrick: Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.