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Diane: There was this experiment where an electrode was planted in the pleasure center of a monkey’s brain. When the monkey hit a button, it sent a signal to the electrode, in effect, exciting the monkey sexually.
Woman at luncheon: You’re kidding.
Diane: No. Can you guess what happened?
Woman at luncheon: Was it a male monkey?
Diane: Yes.
Woman at luncheon: He slammed the button till he died.
Diane: Oh, so you know this experiment?
Woman at luncheon: I know men, honey.
Paul: Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.
Enrico: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
Diane: No. No one in their right mind.
Diane: You know, all my life, I’ve felt ugly, and now I have the worlds most desirable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. i could be a princess.