BMI Film & TV Awards: James Newton Howard – BMI Film Music Award
BMI Film & TV Awards: Per Gessle – Most Performed Song from a Film (It Must Have Been Love)
Golden Globes: Julia Roberts – Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Golden Screen, Germany: Golden Screen
Golden Screen, Germany: Golden Screen with 1 Star
Jupiter Award: Julia Roberts – Best International Actress
Kids’ Choice Awards: Julia Roberts: Favorite Movie Actress
People’s Choice Awards: Favorite Comedy Motion Picture
Edward: You can’t charge me for directions.
Vivian: I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain’t lost.
Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward: I would have paid four.
Vivian: You’re late.
Edward: You’re stunning.
Vivian: You’re forgiven.
Marie: May I help you?
Vivian: No, thank you. [greeting the next saleswoman:]
Vivian: Hi.
Snobby Saleswoman: Hello.
Vivian: Do you remember me?
Snobby Saleswoman: No, I’m sorry.
Vivian: I was in here yesterday. You wouldn’t wait on me.
Snobby Saleswoman: Oh.
Vivian: You work on commission, right?
Snobby Saleswoman: Ah, yes.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
Barnard: It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.
Old Lady at Opera: Did you enjoy the opera, dear?
Vivian: Oh, it was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Old Lady at Opera: What?
Edward: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
Vivian: I want the fairy tale.
Edward: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.
Edward: So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.
Vivian: Bridge? He’s not really my uncle.
Bridget: They never are, dear.
Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What’s your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don’t; but keep on dreamin’ – this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin’.
Edward: People’s reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don’t, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.
Gretchen: Edward‘s our most eligible bachelor, everybody is trying to land him.
Vivian: Well, I’m not trying to land him. I’m just using him for sex.
Edward: You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.
Kit: You clean up real nice. You sure don’t fit in down on the Boulevard lookin’ like you do, not that you ever did.
Vivian: Well, thanks, but it’s easy to clean up when you got money.
Kit: You definitely like him. Well, he’s not a bum. He’s a rich, classy guy.
Vivian: Who’s gonna break my heart, right?
Kit: Oh, no, come on, you don’t know that. Hey, he asked you right? Maybe you guys could, like, um… you know, get a house together and, like, buy some diamonds and a horse. I don’t know.
Vivian: These people your friends?
Edward: I spend time with them, yeah.
Vivian: Well, no wonder.
Edward: No wonder what?
Vivian: No wonder why you came looking for me.