Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films: Daryl Hannah – Best Actress
National Society of Film Critics Awards: Babaloo Mandel, Lowell Ganz, Bruce Jay Friedman – Best Screenplay
Freddie: People fall in love every day, huh? Is that what you said?
Allen: Yeah.
Freddie: Yeah? Well, that’s a crock. It doesn’t work that way. Look, do you realize how happy you were with her? That is, of course, when you weren’t driving yourself crazy. Every day? Come on. Some people will never be that happy. I’ll never be that happy. What am I talking to you for? You don’t know anything.
Walter: I’m really a nice guy. If I had friends you could ask them.
Claude: There’s a guy down the beach that runs people out to the island.
Allen: What’s the name?
Claude: The guy, or the island?
Allen: I’ll find him.
Allen: Are there any messages?
Mrs. Stimler: Oh, yes.
Allen: And they are?
Mrs. Stimler: Huh? Oh, your father called. He wants you to call him back.
Allen: Mrs. Stimler, our father passed away about five years ago. Do you remember?
Mrs. Stimler: [confused look] Right. Shall I get him for you?
Allen: No, thanks.
Walter: I was right! Behold the mermaid!
Allen: I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s… she’s a fish.
Allen: Freddie, the woman learned how to speak English in a single afternoon.
Freddie: She could probably speak English already. I think she was in shock from bein’ arrested y’know?
Allen: Well, now, what about that, huh? What about a woman showing up naked in a public place, Freddie?
Freddie: Well, I’m for it, of course.