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Zack: I’m gonna fuck you with my pecker!
Miri: Dude, that’s really dirty.
Zack: That’s too dirty?
Miri: That offends me.
Zack: Penis?
Miri: Fine.
Zack: I’m gonna fuck you with my penis!

Zack: Oh, my God, yeah.
Miri: What? You got an idea?
Zack: We could make a porno!
Miri: Not the idea I was lookin’ for.
Zack: What? No, yeah, that is a fuckin’ *awesome* idea. Are you shitting me? That’s a rad idea. That guy, Brandon St. Randy, whose Bobby Long’s awesome nice boyfriend, he said he makes a hundred grand a year because he shoots and distributes his own porno flicks.
Miri: If it’s so easy, how come everybody doesn’t do it?
Zack: Because other people have options – and dignity – which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous position!

Zack: What’s your name?
Lester: Lester. Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack: Wow. That’s a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name? Then I want to be called Pete Jones.

Zack: I’ve known her since the first grade, you don’t fuck someone you met in the first grade.
Delaney: Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she’s been the queen of my world ever since.
Zack: But what if you could do it all over again?
Delaney: I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.

Brandon: I thought you recognized me from my work, but you’re not my demographic so I’m not offended.
Zack: Well, who’s your demographic?
Brandon: Do you like pussy?
Zack: Yeah.
Brandon: Then not you.

Zack: I don’t want you getting all mushy and gooey on me after I give you the best orgasm you’ve ever had in your life.
Miri: Oh, right, like you know what you’re doing down there at all.
Zack: I actually don’t. Where’s the clitoris? Is it in your ass?

Delaney: Sometimes, we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.

• When Zack is helping Miri rinse her hair, the shower curtain breaking and Elizabeth Banks falling were accidents they kept in the movie.
• Kevin Smith wrote the role of Zack with Seth Rogen in mind. In fact, Smith has stated that if Rogen turned down the role, the film would not have been made.
• The film was edited twice, and rated NC-17 both times. The final cut was initially rated NC-17 but received an R rating on appeal.
• For some more conservative U.S. retail chains, the title on the cover of the DVD and Blu-ray was changed to just “Zack and Miri”, much to the chagrin of Kevin Smith.
• The stick figure poster came from a conversation between Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen. Kevin said that they’d might as well use stick figures, since that’s all the MPAA would allow. Rogen said that would be funnier than the whole movie.
• The role of Miri was originally written for Rosario Dawson, but she had scheduling conflicts with Eagle Eye (2008).
• The Bean and Gone is now a Dairy Queen in Monroeville.