My Best Friend’s Wedding > Quotes

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Jules: What I mean when I say annoyingly perfect is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. It's vulnerable and endearing... and that is annoying as shit.
George: Ahh, you like her.
Jules: If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.

George: It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

George: Listen, Jules. Why don't we stop and have a drink? You can take a later flight.
Jules: No, no, no, no. I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it. He was in love with me every day for nine godddamn years. Me!

Michael: Kimmy says if you love someone, you say it; you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just...
Jules: Passes you by.
Michael: Passes you by. Yeah.

Jules: No. Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O.
Kimmy: I have to be Jell-O!
Jules: You're never gonna be Jell-O! Now you need to come clean with your parents about this wedding because if you wait for the "Do you take this man?" part, it's considered poor form.

Jules: Michael, I love you. I've loved you for nine years. I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and, well, now, I'm just scared, so - I-I-I realize this comes at a very inopportune time, but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. M-marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it?

Jules: I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up, and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman. Um, I didn't buy you a gift. However, this is on loan until you two find your song.