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Harold: You know, it's not every day that you meet a gay handyman. How did you learn how to do all this stuff?
Nick: On YouTube and HGTV.
Harold: Oh. What is that? A Homosexual Gay network?
Nick: Basically.
Harold: Oh. I'll check it out. HGTV. It's not porn, is it?
Nick: Kind of.

Daniella: It's so obvious. How come only Grandpa sees what we see? All you gotta do is look at their faces. It's pure love.
Sofia: I know, but why don't even they see it, is the question.
Daniella: Love is blind.
Sofia: No. No, that's when you fall in love with someone who's ugly.