The Rom Com Catalog

Tag: Mark Waters

  • ‘Head Over Heels’ (2001) Review

    ‘Head Over Heels’ (2001) Review

    Synopsis: A young woman is attracted to a man despite her thinking she’s seen him kill someone.

    Amanda (Monica Potter) is an art restoration curator who has had terrible luck with men. After finding her current boyfriend in bed with a model, Amanda moves out and ends up living in a loft with four… models.

    Because they’re models, they get everything for free, including the apartment – “We don’t pay for anything… we’re models” – and charge Amanda $500 a month for spending money. One of the building’s residents is a handsome guy named Jim (Freddie Prinze Jr.), who seems perfect.

    One night, after Jim asks Amanda out on a date, she believes she witnessed Jim kill a woman from her window. When the police refuse to get involved, Amanda and the models start to investigate independently, even while Amanda fights her attraction to Jim.

    I rarely agree with ratings on Rotten Tomatoes, simply because opinions are opinions. For the most part, I find I usually love movies that the critics on RT don’t. Head Over Heels has a 10% rotten rating, one of those rare occurrences I agree with.

    Head Over Heels wants to be a Rear Window meets rom-com, but it lacks not only everything that made Rear Window great but also everything that makes a rom-com great.

    There is absolutely no suspense because you know dang well that there will be an explanation for what Amanda saw. The movie depends on banal, gross-out humor, which is more juvenile than funny. The four models are incredibly vapid and dumb, which I suppose is meant to be humorous, but it’s just lazy as hell writing.

    Prinze Jr. and Potter aren’t very engaging as love interests, but that may be due to the script’s lack of originality and decent dialogue. Frankly, I thought Prinze Jr. was miscast in the role. He’s way too… Freddie Prinze Jr. to pull off Mr. Mysterious with Secrets. Adorable, yes. Intimidating? No.

    Head Over Heels barely reaches the level of a mediocre rom-com. Very generic and very unfunny. Skip it.

    Watched: 05/29/2022
    Notable Song: Head Over Heels by The Go-Gos

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  • ‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’ (2009) Review

    ‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’ (2009) Review

    When photographer and serial womanizer Connor Mead (Matthew McConaughey) returns home for his brother’s wedding, things go awry due to his cynicism about love, his past with the maid of honor Jenny (Jennifer Garner), and a visit from his deceased uncle Wayne (Michael Douglas).

    Wayne warns Connor that he will be visited by three spirits, all of whom will lead Connor through his past, present, and future. Throughout the night, Connor relives old heartbreaks, discovers what people really think of him, and glimpses a lonely future if he doesn’t change his ways.

    Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is a romantic-comedy take on Charles Dickens’s classic, A Christmas Carol, McConaughey’s Connor Mead takes the place of Ebenezer Scrooge. Instead of money and greed, Connor thinks love is a manufactured emotion and weak. He does not believe in commitment and has left behind dozens of broken hearts with little remorse.

    His behavior can be traced back to his first heartbreak when his best friend and crush, Jenny, danced with another boy at a school function simply because Connor was too scared to make a move. Then, his Uncle Wayne teaches him how to compliment, insult, and manipulate women into sleeping with him. Yes, it’s pretty repulsive.

    Connor is also very vocal against his brother (Breckin Meyer) getting married to Sandy (a very shrill Lacey Chabert), and you have to wonder why he showed up at the wedding instead of just sending a gift.

    I’m a huge fan of A Christmas Carol, and will generally watch any adaptations of the classic. There isn’t much correlation between Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and A Christmas Carol, except for the three spirits. Emma Stone kills it as the Ghost of Girlfriends Past, playing Connor’s first sexual encounter as a teenager. She’s silly and hyper and has some adorable braces… so yeah, it’s a bit creepy when ghostly Uncle Wayne hits on her at the end of the movie.

    Noureen DeWulf plays Melanie, both Connor’s assistant and the Ghost of Girlfriends Present, who is really just showing Connor how much people despise him and how much his brother and Jenny love him. The Ghost of Girlfriends Future (Olga Maliouk) then shows Connor a brief glimpse of his future, in which Jenny marries someone else, and no one but his brother shows up at his funeral. This seems to be enough for Connor to change his ways and realize he loves Jenny. But up until that moment, he doesn’t seem to care much about what he’s seen except for a few moments of visible regret.

    The nice thing about A Christmas Carol is that Jacob Marley was doomed to wander the earth, carrying the heavy chains he forged in life, and he was genuinely remorseful about how he wasted his life. In Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Uncle Wayne seems to be the same jerk in the afterlife as he was alive. But casting-wise, Michael Douglas was pretty spot-on for an over-the-hill cad.

    There are a handful of funny moments within Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, and I love Jennifer Garner’s consistently earnest performances in these movies, but overall, the film is bland. The bridesmaids are all one-dimensional women just looking to get laid (preferably with Connor), the groomsmen are all nerds, and it felt very “by the book” in terms of hitting particular rom-com tropes.

    Chabert is not a good actress, and I felt like Anne Archer and Robert Forster were wasted in their roles, although Forster has one of the funnier moments in the movie with his wedding toast. But Connor is not likable until the end of the film, and while you can say the same about Scrooge, we at least see moments of who Scrooge once was before money became his priority.

    Ghost of Girlfriends Past just underwhelmed me, and it’s not the adaptation of A Christmas Carol that it could have been. Even McConaughey’s charm couldn’t save this one.

    Watched: 12/23/2019
    Notable Song: Keep On Loving You by REO Speedwagon

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