Ally’s looking for the best ex of her life.
Ally Darling is realizing she’s a little lost in life. Her latest romance has just fizzled out, and she’s just been fired from her marketing job. Then she reads an eye-opening magazine article that warns that 96 percent of women who’ve been with 20 or more lovers are unlikely to find a husband. Determined to turn her life around and prove the article wrong, Ally embarks on a mission to find the perfect mate from among her numerous ex-boyfriends.
Cast: Anna Faris, Chris Evans [+]
Director: Mark Mylod
Writers: Karyn Bosnak, Gabrielle Allan, Jennifer Crittenden
Producers: Beau Flynn, Tripp Vinson
Cinematographer: J. Michael Muro
Editors: Julie Monroe
Music: Aaron Zigman
Distribution: 20th Century Fox
Ally: Where’s my coffee pot?
Colin: I broke it. If you were on Twitter you would know that already.
Colin: I don’t know why you care so much about your number anyway
Ally: You guys all have this ideal girl in your minds, and if our number gets too high, we can’t be that girl.
Colin: The ideal girl. Tell me about her.
Ally: You know, you can take her home to the family, she’s smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and plays catch with your handicapped sister. But then when you’re alone, she takes off her glasses and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways
Colin: That girl doesn’t exist. If she did, I’d be sleeping with her. And what kind of guy cares about how many people you slept with anyway?
Ally: Decent guys.
Eileen: [When asked why Daisy wouldn’t 69 on her honeymoon] Because 69s are for when you’re 17 and you’re trying to cram everything in at once before your parents get home.
Jake: Well if I wasn’t your first, at least I can be your last.
Ally: Why? Are you going to rape and kill me later?
Jake: So, how does dinner in Milan and breakfast in Paris sound?
Ally: Starchy.
Ally: My husband is in the north pole. He’s a scientist too. He’s dealing with the whole ice cap situation. Yeah. He’s probably going to fix it.
Daisy: Well, I have met him, and he is dangerously sexy, and if he wanted to come in through the back door, you’d let him.
Most of the magazine articles shown at the beginning of the film directly relate to events in the plot. For example:
“Change too much for your man?” reflects Ally’s tendency to change herself to please others.
“Stalking your ex” ties into Ally’s quest to track down her ex-boyfriends.
“Does he only want your bod?” hints at Colin’s initial physical attraction to Ally.
“Less than perfect: A daughter’s story of pleasing her mother” mirrors Ally’s willingness to settle in relationships to meet her mother’s expectations.
“Be a dude – not – a douche” foreshadows Colin’s character development.
“When your sister is just plain better than you” parallels Ally’s feelings of inadequacy compared to her sister Daisy, especially in relationships.
“Decorating your bedroom with him in mind”—the article given the most screen time—foreshadows Colin’s eventual presence in Ally’s apartment during his hideouts.