Thursday Movie Picks: Worst Book to Movie Adaptations

Worst Book to Movie Adaptations

Wandering through the Shelves hosts a weekly movie challenge in which you choose 3-5 movies based on that Thursday’s theme and explain why you chose those movies.

Today’s theme is Worst Book to Movie Adaptations so here are my choices! I am a huge fan of Stephen King so I went for a theme of the absolute worst adaptations of his work. Granted, there are so many more than 3, so I picked a few at random.

The Lawnmower Man (1992)

The Lawnmower Man is an extraordinary, horrifying short story by Stephen King that can be found in Night Shift. The story is about a lawnmower man who makes human sacrifices to Pan. The 1992 film adaptation took the term “loosely based” to a whole new level, so much so that Stephen King sued the studio to remove his name from the film itself (he succeeded). Occasionally, even poorly adapted films can still be good, but The Lawnmower Man is terrible.

The Dark Tower (2017)

There’s just no way you can try to cram eight novels’ worth of material into a 95-minute movie. Sure, this film was supposed to jumpstart a franchise, but they went about it the wrong way from the very beginning. Not even Idris Elba could save this dud. And it’s really a shame because way, way back in the day, when they started discussing adapting The Stand, I said Matthew McConaughey would have made an excellent Man in Black/Randall Flagg. So I got excited when they cast him in that role for The Dark Tower. Alas…

Graveyard Shift (1990)

Graveyard Shift is a short story by King, also found in his Night Shift compilation. It’s eerie, atmospheric, and gross as hell! The story is quite simple. A group of men who work at a textile mill agree to work the graveyard shift to clean the mill’s basement to earn extra money. While they’re down there, they realize that the basement has been infested with rats, many of whom have mutated into something horrifying.

Yes, it’s a simple story, but very effective in its horror. The movie is, again, very loosely based on the short story, and I cannot, for the life of me, help but wonder why Hollywood insists on changing what makes King’s stories SO good in order to make them more “commercial”. This is why King’s work has more bad adaptations than good ones.

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