Andy: Where there’s a Tiara, there’s dirt. Trust me.

Simon: My wife and I will not allow this. We will fight this side by side together. We’ll hire an army of lawyers!
Baroness Sophia: Make sure you get one to handle our divorce.
Simon: Sophia. Sophia, wait! What about our honeymoon?
Baroness Sophia: Oh, shut up, Simon.

Amber: [submitting her article to her boss] So, what did you think?
Max: It’s a thoughtful, mature, well-written story… that will never see the light of day.
Amber: What?
Max: It’s a puff piece, Amber. Pure schmaltz. Not our brand.
Amber: But it’s honest and it’s the truth.
Max: You were at ground zero. You had the adoption papers in your hands. You really blew it big time.
Amber: But this is who he is. This… this is what happened.
Max: I really don’t care. In the meantime, I need you to jump back on the copy desk. Ron’s article needs a polish.
Amber: You know what? Find someone else to do your mop jobs.
Max: Excuse me?
Amber: I’m done.

Prince Richard: A palace is a lonely place for a king… without a queen.

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