The Jewel of the Nile Synopsis: When Joan Wilder is abducted while on a trip along the Nile, her boyfriend, Jack Colton, and pal Ralph rush to rescue her and retrieve a fabled jewel.
Six months after the events of Romancing the Stone, Joan and Jack’s relationship has grown a bit stale, and so we get a sequel: The Jewel of the Nile. They’re still sailing around on Jack’s boat, Angelina, while Joan (Kathleen Turner) is having trouble finishing her latest romance novel. She’s eager to return home to New York City with Jack (Michael Douglas), but he’s not quite ready to give up their carefree lifestyle.
At a social engagement, Joan meets Omar Khalifa (Spiros FocĂĄs), a man looking to rule the Arab nation. He wants Joan to write his biography, and seeing a chance to expand her writing, she agrees, parting ways with a disapproving Jack.
After discovering that Omar is actually a brutal dictator, Jack sets off to rescue Joan and joins up with Ralph (Danny DeVito), who is out of jail and wants the stone Jack had stolen in the first film, and Tarak (Paul David Magid), an Arab man who is part of a group looking to kill Omar and put the true enlightened ruler in his place, a holy man named Al-Julhara, who Omar has kidnapped.
Like Romancing the Stone, The Jewel of the Nile is an action-adventure comedy that depends heavily on the chemistry between Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas. But they’re separated for far too much of the movie. While the sparring between DeVito and Douglas is a nice replacement, it’s pretty evident that the film lacks something when Turner and Douglas aren’t sharing the screen.
In terms of charm, The Jewel of the Nile is reminiscent of Romancing the Stone when they are together. I like the idea of the sequel asking what happens after the happy ever after. When two people meet under such dire circumstances, can their relationship actually survive once they’re back in the real world? That’s definitely a question this movie attempts to answer, but it does so by throwing the couple back into dire circumstances!
Thankfully, Turner and Douglas still have the chemistry that made the first film so fun. Unfortunately, the storyline in The Jewel of the Nile doesn’t do much to bring the sequel up to par with its original. Parts of it are downright silly. I’m still not sure why a man like Omar would’ve chosen a romance novelist to write his biography in the first place. But that’s a question for another time, I guess.
Danny DeVito is given much more to do in this movie, and without Ira weighing him down, Ralph is really quite funny. I loved his scenes with Douglas and then Tarak and his men. DeVito’s comedic skills are put to much better use in Jewel, so that’s definitely a point in its favor.
I just don’t know! Maybe the movie suffered without a script from Romancing the Stone writer Diane Thomas. Maybe it would have fared better if Robert Zemeckis had returned. It’s not a terrible sequel! I did enjoy it, but it just seemed like a lazy-ish retread of the first film, and I guess I can see why it would not grab its audience like Romancing the Stone had. It’s a shame because I would have probably liked to see another movie or two starring Joan and Jack. I guess I’ll have to settle for a rewatch of The War of the Roses instead.
Watched: 05/13/2022
Notable Song: When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going by Billy Ocean
